Jokes Are Funny =) Bowlings are fun!

Today,I am going to share a joke. Named:
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie....... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

The End.

I share these jokes to you because i believe it can make you turn mad. Just like me,I had been laughing for all day long!

Today was Wonderful.
Mum made delicious breakfast again. It makes me feel good. Those scrambled eggs, toasties are delicious.( Finger Licking Good). And we accompanied dad to bank for payment,next i went to office to blog and chat. My Ipod are going just so far so good,I use it for internet service today,and who knows what is GAIA Online? My brother had been playing this game for half of the day and he had not took his lunch. FUNNY..!
Oya.And i miss placed a book borrowed from the library. That makes me freaking DONOHOW. So after this,i am going to turn my room upside down again.

PS Aunt Heong: Thanks for teaching me bowling,you are extremely good! (high score 279 (300 perfect score) Impossible right? Not to post so much..
I got to go now.

-Yuhang(miss place his book)



in solemn!..